It’s like saying your favorite Ninja Turtle was Leonardo. Purple Parrots: historically horrible at the trivia segment, because they were not smart.Silver Snakes: a stacked team 90 percent of the time.A few thoughts on the teams, declarations that are based on zero facts but feel accurate, before launching into the first competition.

Just typing these team names gives me the chills. Nothing beats this.Ġ:59 Red Jaguars, Blue Barracudas, Green Monkeys, Orange Iguanas, Purple Parrots, and Silver Snakes. Less about the competition, but more about learning.Ġ:57 YES, the coed teams. YOU’RE WELCOME.Ġ:41 Kirk just says “Temple Guards” excuse me while I faint, still terrified of them. I think Kirk Fogg might be my fashion idol.Ġ:34 I should probably note that this clip is an entire episode. Not a Mark Summers type, in the sense that you thought he was on speed, but lively enough that he balanced out Olmec’s chillness.Īlso: That outfit’s incredible. Just wait until we get to What Would You Do?Ġ:32 I always thought host Kirk Fogg was appropriately energetic. That’s a crazy font, and pretty much the tamest of the ’90s fonts. I don’t necessarily want to write it, but I will write it. Because I don’t really think it was him speaking.Ġ:17 There’s a long piece to be written about ’90s fonts. It’s really impressive how well his mouth syncs with his words. If you have an idea for a future episode of Rembert Explains the ’90s, e-mail us at Going through this mysterious brush is causing some very real nostalgia, while reminding me how scared I was/still am of everything.

This week’s installment, Legends of the Hidden Temple, Season 1, Episode 3 (“Galileo’s Cannonball”), from 1993. Rembert will write down his thoughts as he’s watching the video, then we’ll post those thoughts here. Unlike the source material for our previous, ’80s-themed series, these videos have been seen countless times, with the result being an unparalleled, almost embarrassing level of expertise. Welcome to our new series, Rembert Explains the ’90s.

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